MORE WITH THE MEEKS: Monday!!!

A new morning means a new beginning, a new struggle, a new endeavor, but with the Lord by our side, we can overcome any challenges and turn obstacles into stepping stones.

20 Funny Monday Morning One-liners To Cheer You Up

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
A day without sunshine is like..., night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
OK,..... so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Well..I started my Monday morning off RUNNING LATE. Woo hoo. Great start to a new week. Why is it soooo hard to pry yourself out of the warm sheets on Mondays? Not that Tuesday-Friday is much easier but seriously, Mondays KILL ME! But...lucky for everyone in the office (all 3 of us today, ha) I made it. Better late than never I guess.

Walk in, first one here (strange), notice that work/construction is going on in the suite next to us. Lovely. More things to distract me. Since I was gone most of last week I figured I'd catch up on some emails, check voicemails, etc.. Love being the only one here, its so nice and quite, I'm enjoying my diet coke and goldfish breakfast...I seem to be comprehending everything I read (again, extremely hard for a Monday) .....then hear an extremely unpleasant noise. A nasty, LOUD burp. A contractor (who appeared cute at first) working next door obviously didn't realize how thin the walls were and gave it all he had. Disgusting. Now, I'm listening to him and another guy carry on conversation, drill things, saw wood (or something?) drop stuff, etc. WHY DID I EVEN ATTEMPT TO WORK TODAY? I'm so easily distracted and this is not helping!

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend....